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How To Get Rid Of Press

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by jonathan acworth 71, Oct 22, 2013.

  1. jonathan acworth 71

    jonathan acworth 71 Well-Known Member

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    People in my area have been pestered by pressmen 24/7 now for the past week trying get stories over the trial case up at the old bailey ive so far threatened the reporters with police action which gets them quickly moved on .Press are becomming now to big for their positions is their anything which me and my residents can do to stop the press from introsion and harrasement?Has anyone else had simular with press introsion and what did they do?
     
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  2. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Dress up as Diana and head for a Paris underpass :grin:
     
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  3. jonathan acworth 71

    jonathan acworth 71 Well-Known Member

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    ha ha seriously we all getting a bit peed of it
     
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  4. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Direct them to this website and tell them your username. You'll find that they will want nothing more to do with you.
     
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  5. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Kill yourself.
     
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    Deleted 1 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    If they're female tell them taht gambol's coming round to your house for a few days and is bringing his special outdoor gear with him. They'll soon be gone.

    Alternatively you could say Kops n Rodgers lives near you and they'll all apply for transfers to Kabul.
     
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  7. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Watch out, the scrotumless Jip will start deleting your posts too <yikes>
     
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  8. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    "Scrotumless"? Do you make up this material yourself? Toby is very cool <laugh>

    Oh, I nearly forgot: <doh> <ok> <rofl>
     
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  9. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    <doh>.
     
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  10. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    You should write and perform an impromptu ballet based on the Leveson Report. That'll have them running for the hills.
     
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  11. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    You must have a very sore forehead Toby. But you are still "very cool" <ok> <rofl> <grr> <doh> <rofl> <doh>
     
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  12. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    I am, thanks <cool>

    Whereas there's nothing cool about your shambles of a life :(
     
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  13. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Beeling because you've run out of weed. Cool. Not been laid or had a sniff of fanny for god knows how long. Extra cool. Living alone and spending most your free/working hours online. Super cool. Complaining to the mods about other posters - even though you portray yourself as a hardnosed internet forum veteran - because they say nasty words you don't like. Toby is very cool <laugh>
     
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  14. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    What the **** are you on about now? This goes waaaaaay beyond me being rude to the odd ****, you've been taking medroesque notes about me since...when? Sad ****.

    The only thing you posted there that's true is the weed bit. I'm guessing that the 'complain to the mods bit' is me reporting a few posts that were outwardly racist. Are you actually saying you have a problem with that? Time for a mod change methinks, you've lost the ****ing plot.

    And I am cool <cool>

    Now what about you?

    Can't handle a few pints so has to stop drinking. Fail.

    Can't hold together his marriage to his pig-ugly fat mess of a wife. Fail

    Can't even provide his kids with a decent upbringing, you live in a ****hole near Manchester. Fail

    Moping like a prick about some random poster on the internet, so much that you started to delete my posting history and keep track of things I post. Fail

    Looks like you're the one with a pretty pathetic situation. Don't take it out on me, it's not my fault my life is generally better than yours <ok>
     
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  15. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Nowt like personal insults...
     
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  16. LEROY FER 10

    LEROY FER 10 New Member

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    Can`t you just ban him from all boards except Watford?
    Not that i am a BAN THIS **** kind of guy, but Toby was always calling for people<me> to be banned...<ok>
     
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  17. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Fill up a 2l bottle wi' pish and pour it on them from your window Jonny.
     
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  18. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    For racist pish? Yes.
     
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  19. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Toby, I don't remember any more about you than you do about me.

    Yes, complaining to the mods (officially, by pressing the report button <laugh>) when the content doesnt appertain to you or your family personally, on a forum like GC, is deeply sad.

    I have been married over 6 years and in all that time have never once separated from my wife. We have our ups and downs, as do many couples. You may one day discover this for yourself. Though I doubt it.

    Where I live is lovely. There is less crime in my postal area in one year than there is in one weekend in the ghetto you infest. Most of the houses on my estate are owner-occupied by working families. The primary school catering exclusively for my estate is rated as Outstanding by Ofsted.

    I wasn't moping about you. I was deleting your comments, which takes about 5 seconds per 25 comments. I kept doing it because your "you don't have the right to censor me, how dare you etc" rants were amusing me slightly.

    Back to you:

    You can't drive.

    You are mainly single.

    You spend much of your time online.

    You live in a crime-ridden dump.

    You wear gay scarves.

    You are unwanted by your family.

    Check and mate.
     
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  20. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    It's like the magic roundabout on here..

    But who's who?


    please log in to view this image
     
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