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How to deal with cold callers....

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Gambol, Dec 17, 2011.

  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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  2. nufc4life

    nufc4life Guest

    gambol the jehovas dummie god squad come knocking me pal answerd the door he starting talking about dinosaurs and fired a spliff up they soon ****ed off ,any one else ,door salesman etc easiest one is

    **** off
    or close the gate on your way out
     
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  3. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    If they phone me up on the fixed line, I normally just say 'Hang on 2 seconds', lay the receiver down beside the phone then continue to watch TV or whatever I was doing. An hour or so later, I go back and hang the phone up.

    This is only practical if you're an anti-social bastard like me who only expects to get the occasional genuine call at home.
     
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  4. MrWright!

    MrWright! Active Member

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    I talk with a strong and quick irish pikey accent
     
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  5. nufc4life

    nufc4life Guest

    wanna buy a dagggg
     
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  6. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    Ditto. and put your bloody receiver back, I'm trying to call, you miserable bastard.
     
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  7. Depay Sound

    Depay Sound Well-Known Member

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    What if the person calling isn't called Mike?
     
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  8. JONATHAN P ACWORTH

    JONATHAN P ACWORTH New Member

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    i go silent at start like them and tell them to **** off put phone down works every time
     
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  9. Nazara

    Nazara Active Member

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    <laugh> classic jono
     
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  10. JONATHAN P ACWORTH

    JONATHAN P ACWORTH New Member

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    works every time never call back
     
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