How The Hell Is Danny Welbeck similar to Frazier Campbell - Discuss!

According to the self-professed expert on all footballing matters (and 'delusional' PL scout) Danny Welbeck is 'similar' to Frazier Campbell.

Mindful that a) Danny Welbeck is nearly half a foot taller b) Is used to hold-up the ball and create space, bringing others into play c) Has arerial power d) Welbeck is technically much more gifted e) Is far more athletic

Campbell is absolutely none of those things a-b-c and neither has the athletic nor technical ability of Welbeck...

If you can prove to me you were a scout for a PL team and that any established football pundit, player or manager agrees that Welbeck and Campbell are 'similar' (for clarity - in playing style), I will donate £5000 to a charity -prefererably local to Norfolk - of your choice. I will deposit the monies will a firm of solicitors in Norwich such as Linklaters or my firm's coporate lawyers, Decherts in London.

 

The other thread was closed for a reason, therefore it's pointless opening another thread to try and continue!

This is not a meeting place for "My dad's bigger than your dad" duals