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How Sad Young Douchebags Took Over Modern Britain

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Patience, Mar 18, 2014.

  1. Patience

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    http://www.vice.com/read/anatomy-of-a-new-modern-douchebag

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    What's worse Jiffy, the penny farthing riding hipsters or the red bull chugging douchebags?
     
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    Twats, the lot of them.

    You should see what Old Street/Shoreditch is like in the summer...You can understand why those yanks go on mass killing sprees <ok>
     
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    Christ, that's a difficult question.

    I'm not sure. I'm trying to go over it in my head who I hate more but it's really difficult to make a choice when I hate them both so much.

    You go first <ok>
     
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  5. Baw Claw

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    <laugh>

    Got to be the fist-pumpers. Hipsters are ****s though and come a close second.
     
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    Aye, i'd go for that too.

    Went to Sandance here when I first arrived. Was absolutely chockablock with f**king douchebags in stretchy vests. My bird bumped in to her pal who was there and this bird's boyfriend was this midget Aussie f**kwit, wide shoulders, bell end quiff.

    Longest 5 minutes of my life, f**king soul destroying.
     
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    Baw Claw Active Member

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    <laugh>

    Someone on my Facebook posted this yesterday from Deptford

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    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    What's your name and we can connect on FB?
     
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  9. Baw Claw

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    Russell Provan.
     
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  10. Patience

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    Newgod
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Skinny-jeaned, quiff wearing, tattoo covered fannies. <grr>
     
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    The guy in the middle has very decent pectorials to be fair, even if the rest of him looks like a knobend.

    fair play.
     
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    Half of them look like they're venturing down to Bondai Beach and the other half dress like they're ready to have a crack at Kilaminjairo <steam>
     
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  14. The Raging Oxter

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    Aye, it's not like the 1980s when men were men!

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  15. Baw Claw

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    ER will tell you that all this androgyny was started by the Thin White Duke.
     
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  16. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Hair Metal was ****e anaw.
     
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    Dev's (far right) venture into boy band stardom didn't last long when his voice broke and he turned to drugs to heal the pain.
     
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    Nah - I spoke to Dev about this and he said it was actually started by the son of one of his mates called Jacob. His son Joseph used to wander the streets in a technicolour coat.
     
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  19. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Is that Menudo?
     
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  20. The Raging Oxter

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    No. Despite what people on here think I don't do men.
     
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