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How old does a player need to be to start in the PL?!

Discussion in 'Southampton' started by Lovelocum, Aug 4, 2014.

  1. Lovelocum

    Lovelocum Well-Known Member

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    My son was born on Friday night, 10:39pm. Think we can get him match fit for Anfield? He's only 3.15kg but quite active, I think he could play 30m at CAM?
    The only problem is he was born at QA, portsmouth. Will the fans take to him? A plus point is he doesn't like his dummy so can't spit it out like Lallana, Lovren et al.
     
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  2. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace
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    If we played him at Anfield he'd only have his head turned by them singing YNWA, so probably best if he doesn't start until he's a bit more mature than Lovren (5 years old ought to be enough).

    Hope you remove him from Portsmouth soon though.

    Oh, and congratulations!
     
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  3. Lovelocum

    Lovelocum Well-Known Member

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    Fair point. Indeed I did remove him from portsmouth, when he's older we will pretend he was born at the Princess Anne!

    Thanks, another plus is he is both right and left footed. Or neither depending on which way you look at it.
     
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  4. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    A goalkeeper..? :)
     
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  5. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    Bet he's a good dribbler (the oldies are the best :))


    Congratulations.
     
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  6. Kingsland block 37

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    Congratulations!

    Rather QA than St Mary's!
    My daughter had one of her worst days in NICU in the only room you could see Fratton Park from! Once I commented they soon moved her!
     
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  7. timatoketchup

    timatoketchup Well-Known Member

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    Congratulations mate. Can you doctor her birth certificate?
     
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  8. Itchen Masack

    Itchen Masack Well-Known Member

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    Nice to have an excuse to sing ''He Used to be Skate, but he's alright now''
     
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  9. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    Congratulations.
     
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  10. Joe!

    Joe! Well-Known Member

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    The actual answer to the question is 16, I believe. Hope to see the young lad making his debut for us in 2030.
     
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  11. YoshidaBattlesPinkRobots

    YoshidaBattlesPinkRobots Active Member

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    Congrats.

    You get a few Football League players making their debuts at 15 (including Lee Holmes for Derby), don't see why the Prem would be different
     
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  12. Joe!

    Joe! Well-Known Member

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    Because it's not part of The Football League?
     
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  13. Qwerty

    Qwerty Well-Known Member

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    HCDAJFU. Oh and congrats.
     
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  14. Channonfodder

    Channonfodder Rebel without a clue.....

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    That's fantastic. Treasure these times as it all whistles by so quickly. Also, get a good nights sleep-I guarantee that you will never feel so tired-until you have another one!
    You have many delights ahead of you. Seriously, you shouldn't be spending too much time on here for a while! Best wishes to you and your family, CF:)
     
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  15. Le Tissier's Laces

    Le Tissier's Laces Well-Known Member

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    Congrats Lovelocum - great news for you and all yours.

    LTL.
     
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  16. YoshidaBattlesPinkRobots

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    Sarky ****. You're starting to make me miss Pass the Football.
     
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  17. Joe!

    Joe! Well-Known Member

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    That wasn't sarcasm, it was the actual answer.
     
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