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How Much of Dick Can You Be?

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by YAJERK, Jul 27, 2019.

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How much of a dick will you be this season?

  1. Go hard or go home

  2. Occasionally after a stiff drink

  3. I'm a big softie

  4. Penis

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  1. YAJERK

    YAJERK Active Member

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    Let's face it, if you aren't going to win a trophy, the best you can hope for in a season is a few sparing magic moments, and being an absolute dick to mates who support a rival club. But is anyone else having difficulty gauging how much of a dick they can be to their Mackem mates?

    If we still had Rafa, kept Rondon, maybe signed one other player, I'd be confident of another season of lower-mid table mediocrity. Confident enough that we'd probably still have that league gap, even if Sunderland managed to stop ****ing up their massive financial advantage long enough to get promoted. Even if they managed to sign a goalkeeper who didn't resemble Monty Mag attempting to save penalties from kids.

    Now even as low as they are, I still feel like I'm not able to get the full enjoyment of being a dick because Mike Ashley just can't help himself. I'm going to have to wait til at least February before I can start it properly :emoticon-0106-cryin
     
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  2. Agent Bruce.

    Agent Bruce. Active Member

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    ^^

    Translation needed.
     
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  3. Sammy's Silky Skills

    Sammy's Silky Skills Well-Known Member

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  4. YAJERK

    YAJERK Active Member

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    Are you French or just thick? <laugh>
     
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  5. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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  6. mickeybnufc

    mickeybnufc Well-Known Member

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    Don't understaaaand
     
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  7. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Je ne comprends pas.
     
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  8. Southerner

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    Those of us down here in the South West, which apparently Is part of France, know not of this person, and clearly it's in English, but not as we know it Jim.
     
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  9. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    What is thread on about? Don’t get it.
     
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  10. YAJERK

    YAJERK Active Member

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    Weird reaction.

    Just a light hearted thread on how we like to have a bit of banter with mates, on how that banter will line-up this season.

    Feel like you don't need to comment if you can't read or understand?
     
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  11. Santaseyebrow

    Santaseyebrow Well-Known Member

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    Nobody gets it because we eat muesli
     
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  12. Albert's Chip Shop

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    If a Man walks into a bar and talks Turkish to a Welsh bloke... the Welsh bloke will be confused to ****. I think that’s the sentiment.

    Unless of course both have a love of lamb and hot it off over a lamb Shish.
     
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  13. Santaseyebrow

    Santaseyebrow Well-Known Member

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    I know you
     
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  14. missingno

    missingno Active Member

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    That we don’t have total bragging rights and they’re in league 1 again having had their lowest ever finish to a season speaks volumes about the state of our ckub
     
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  15. mickeybnufc

    mickeybnufc Well-Known Member

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    Eh ???
     
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  16. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    You may not but I certainly do.
     
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  17. missingno

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    So they have no comebacks? Take off the black and white specs
     
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  18. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    Taken them off. Yep, no they have no comebacks at all. Two divisions below us only a Mackem would think there was any comebacks available to them.
     
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  19. Santaseyebrow

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    Ive identified you
     
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  20. missingno

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    The wild Santaseyebrowbused Oder sleuth.

    Anyway, what?
     
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