captain hook
in that case i'll settle for............. Nothing.
I loath the blind faith people have in rugby. If you mention you don't like the sport you'll always find someone who says how much they love it but never go to club games and only attend internationals when invited to corporate hospitality. Or the red shirted, cowboy hatted pint swilling valleys girl who gets totally confused when she can't see shane on the pitch. The only player she knows!!!!
Go to any local park on a saturday afternoon and there will be at least 4 games of football to every game of rugby and lets not even start to compare the attendances at league football matches compared to rugby - regions (joke) or clubs.
In fact the advent of the regions effectively killed good level competitive rugby in bridgend. When i moved here 22 years ago every other saturday afternoon in the winter you couldn't park anywhere close to the brewery field and as i live within half a mile of the place i always knew when bridgend had scored by the crowd noise. I only went to 2 games there, against newport, 13,000 crowd and pontypridd, 10,000. Now - nothing. No wonder half the pubs in bridgend have closed due to the loss of the trade through bridgend rfc's demise.
Point taken about play acting and diving and ref abuse in football but there is so much more at stake. If the authorities had any balls that could be stamped out.
I rest my case your honour.