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  1. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    to skin a cat?

    Please list as many as you can think of.

    I'll start off:

    1. Paper Shredder
     
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    knife
     
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  3. TheLittleGeordie

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    cheese grater
     
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  4. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    The answer is given in the commonly used phrase which you are referencing.

    "More than one way".

    Personally I have some experience of skinning animals and I can tell you that there are only two or there different ways of skinning any animal, whether it be a cat or a rabbit. A cheese grater or a paper shredder would be useless.
     
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    I'd just like you all to know that you've been reported to the R.S.P.C.A.
     
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  6. TheLittleGeordie

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    I disagree

    how about hand grenade
     
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  7. Obertan's Rancid Toe

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    pointed stick
     
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    Rip its arsehole

    Turn it inside out

    Give it a good shake

    Wash with warm water

    Manually remove any remaining fragments of bone, cartilage and connective tissue

    Wash with cold water

    Dry over a radiator then outside-in

    Wear it as a hat

    <ok>
     
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  9. Agent Bruce

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    Say's Davy Crockett.
     
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  10. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Now how would a hand grenade remove the skin off a cat?
     
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  11. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    happens all the time in the cartoons

    itchy and scratchy for instance:emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    You could frighten them too, they often jump out of their skin in cartoons.
     
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  13. Jesus Was A Geordie

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    'Tyson' the **** out of it and use your teeth!
     
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