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  1. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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  3. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    That calculator is flawed. What if your a mussie and only ****ed 17 virgins / 8 year olds.

    The calculator is racist :mad:
     
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  4. Ponders Revisited

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    On average I've received a 'Like' for every 41.23 shags I've taken part in.

    <badger>
     
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  5. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    indirectly 65411511322

    directly 21456

    scan
     
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  7. The Raging Oxter

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    Blindfold yourself with orange peel. Choose an item from a wheelie bin in Possil. Sleep with it beneath your pillow until the seasons change.
     
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  8. Null

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    Are you dying ?
     
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  9. The Raging Oxter

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    Yes. We all are.

    Your potato scones are the wings of a manta ray. Release them, and they will beat slowly, skimming across the rooftops towards the sun.
     
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    Your mum isn't.

    Already snuffed it.
     
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  11. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    ST's gone all Eastern mysticism. I'll bet he's listening to Ravi Shankar and burning incense.
     
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  12. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Its the bad aids affecting his brain<yikes>
     
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  13. Mick O'Toon

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    Is it not a bit early for the magic mushrooms?
     
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  14. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    I was going to say that Venom will be ok but then I remembered about Uncle Leroy and the Asian grooming gangs. <yikes>
     
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  15. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Don't they arrive with the rain in autumn? Bang in season then.
     
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