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  1. Ron

    Ron Well-Known Member
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    ... to suck 1 billion litres of water out of the oceans, into a container that evaporates it and pushes the steam back into the ocean, trapping whatever doesn't evaporate. The reason I ask is because, if you can do that, you should have 1 gram of gold trapped in your container for every 1 billion litres of sea water extracted. Solve this and you will be a multi millionaire as there are about 20 million tons of gold in the Ocean waters around the world.

    PS. A dingy and a kettle doesn't work.
     
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    Ron, Sep 24, 2017
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    bout 3 weeks i would guess
     
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  3. Strange Nipples ST

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    Depends on who's doing the sucking. If it's Tina probably about three minutes.
     
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    Strange Nipples ST, Sep 24, 2017
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  4. Tina.

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    So you’ve tried it? How’s your boy?
     
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    Tina., Sep 24, 2017
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    Desperate granny alert
     
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  6. Ron

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    Out in the dingy. Just sent me the bad news so thought I'd pass it on. Clearly needs a more efficient sucker
     
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    Ron, Sep 24, 2017
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    :emoticon-0128-hi:
     
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    Tina., Sep 24, 2017
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    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    Don't we all, Ron :emoticon-0150-hands
     
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    Ciaran, Sep 24, 2017
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    A dingy and a kettle would be my best guess <ok>
     
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    Gambol, Sep 25, 2017
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    please log in to view this image
     
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    User Deleted, Sep 26, 2017
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  11. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    LYT in action here folks ^^^ :laugh:
     
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    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur, Sep 26, 2017
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  12. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    :emoticon-0115-inlov
     
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    Toley Fart, Sep 26, 2017
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    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Is this still the week end thread, I'm confused?
     
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    pompeymeowth, Sep 26, 2017
  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    *weekend

    You're a burd. I know you are. <rose>
     
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    Gambol, Sep 26, 2017
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    Week end as in weak end, of which the upper two of that proctologistical trio certainly suffer from, or will do in the fullness of time.
     
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    pompeymeowth, Sep 26, 2017
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...thought so, yer a wummin. Probably called Claire and ye have cats instead of people in your life.
     
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  17. Tina.

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    -i. Cûnt.
     
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    Tina., Sep 26, 2017
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    <laugh> Gambol O'Sullivan.
     
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  19. stopmeandslapme

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    I wonder if the gays have ever tried forming a complete circle, how many men would be required to do this?
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Sep 27, 2017
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  20. Tina.

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    Look who came back when bum fun was posted lol
     
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    Tina., Sep 27, 2017
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