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How long will Mike own the Toon?

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Sammy's Silky Skills, Jul 7, 2019.

  1. Sammy's Silky Skills

    Sammy's Silky Skills Well-Known Member

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    Been thinking about this for quite a bit. He’s in his 50’s so I can easily see him hanging onto us for another 10-15 years. Our only hope will be to cross our fingers and hope obesity does him in. Personally I’m resigned to the fact that we are stuck with him for the long term now.
     
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    Sammy's Silky Skills, Jul 7, 2019
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  2. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    What happens if Fatty croaks it? Who the feck would own the club then, his daughter!?
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Jul 7, 2019
  3. Santaseyebrow

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    Until he dies and his skeleton is burned
     
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    Santaseyebrow, Jul 7, 2019
  4. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Less than three months.
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Jul 7, 2019
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  5. Santaseyebrow

    Santaseyebrow Well-Known Member

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    No chance mate

    Forget that notion
     
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    Santaseyebrow, Jul 7, 2019
  6. AgentofAlnwick

    AgentofAlnwick Well-Known Member

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    My estimate is between one day and eternity.
     
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    AgentofAlnwick, Jul 7, 2019
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  7. JakartaToon

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    Until the three wise men (BZG) come from the east (Dubai) following a star and bringing gifts (350million and 5 years of free SD advertising). I expect it to happen before the end of this week.
     
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    JakartaToon, Jul 8, 2019
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  8. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Not much longer at all. The takeover is on and will be complete soon.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jul 8, 2019
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  9. Hugh Briss

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    José Mourinho walks in with Wilfred Zaha and Gareth Bale under each arm...

    Sorry! Dozed off there for a minute!

    Ashley will stay as long as 52,000 sheep keep walking through the farm gates.
     
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    Hugh Briss, Jul 9, 2019
  10. Merino's Ballerina Feet

    Merino's Ballerina Feet Well-Known Member

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    Till he dies. He doesn’t want to sell. Not one bit.
    He will take the club off the market soon.
    Mark my words.
     
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    Merino's Ballerina Feet, Jul 10, 2019
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  11. Santaseyebrow

    Santaseyebrow Well-Known Member

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    Were ****ed
     
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    Santaseyebrow, Jul 10, 2019
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  12. JokeInEre

    JokeInEre Well-Known Member

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    A double relegation ought to get rid of the fat ****. I think that is the quickest way at this stage.
     
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    JokeInEre, Jul 11, 2019
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  13. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    The fat **** likes making money, and Newcastle makes him money.

    So yeah we're stuck with him until he sells up for a good offer, which will never come. So basically when the **** dies we'll be rid of him and not before.
     
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    Charlie Dogscock, Jul 11, 2019
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  14. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jul 11, 2019
  15. Consett Mag

    Consett Mag Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, I think it'll need league one status, or possibly a couple of seasons in the championship.
     
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    Consett Mag, Jul 11, 2019
  16. Ghostinthehouse

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    Two relegations under Stevie B, could, sorry, will take many, many years.
    Mikey dying of old age, will be quicker.
     
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    Ghostinthehouse, Jul 11, 2019
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  17. anyobrien

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    2 seasons relagated should see him off
     
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    anyobrien, Jul 11, 2019
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  18. swanseaandproud

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    He has enough money to hang in there and not worry about anything. Somebody will have to offer him enough money that he cant turn down and that has to be enough to turn a billionaire's head...
     
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    swanseaandproud, Jul 13, 2019
  19. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    He owns shares worth billions, the man himself probably has access to millions.
     
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    Welshie, Jul 13, 2019

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