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How Honest Are You?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by The Raging Oxter, Jun 10, 2014.

  1. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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  2. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs
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    Nae chance.
     
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  3. gas

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    Nope
     
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    Not a chance in hell.
     
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    Hopefully it wouldn't turn into a Mad Dogs situation though.
     
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Aye, I wid have handed it in. Am cursed by honesty and a need to obey the rules. I canny even walk through customs with a few extra cigarettes over allowance without ma face givin it away <laugh>
     
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    I genuinely don't know but I might do. A few years back i was in a pub, gave the girl tewentuy quid for a round of drinks and she gave me change of a fifty. I gave it straight back to her without even thinking about it and spent the evening getting stick off my mates for it. Of course if I'd thought about it I may have acted differently.
     
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  8. Cruyff's Turn

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    There are two possible answers to this No (the truth) and yes for those liars who want to appear honest citizens.
     
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  9. Toby

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    Everyone in Aberdeen earns at least £4k an hour, that's just small change to them <doh>
     
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  10. EDGE.

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    Depends.
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    :bandit:

    Which is precisely how I get away with all the stuff I get away with

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  12. The Raging Oxter

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    On whose bin you'd been raking in?
     
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  13. Shawswood

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    I'd have replaced the cash with a cheque and placed it carefully back in the bin; you really can't be too careful
     
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  14. Rubber Johnny

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    ^^^^ This, why was they raking the bin in the first place? i thought this only happened in weegeville.
     
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    The 2k in question was probably some small change Venom threw cos he ran out of pocket space.
     
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  16. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    3 women are in a job interview for a barmaid's position.

    The charge hand asks them all the same question at the end of the interview.

    "If you found a £20 note in the bar, what would you do with it?"

    The first one answered, "I'll be honest, I'd keep it."

    The second one answered, "I'd leave it behind the bar all night and if no-one claimed it, I'd put it in the charity bottle."

    The third one said, "I'd give it to you. Whether you give it to charity, put it through the books, split it in the tips or keep it to yourself is up to you."



    Which one got the job?
     
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  17. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I'll nip all guessing in the bud, the answer is....


    [NSFW]The one with the biggest tits[/NSFW]
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I wiz gonny say that <grr>
     
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    The one with the biggest tits
     
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  20. Otto Flayshow

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    Was it in Scotch notes or proper money?
     
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