I was in Tesco last night and this mature lady walked past me, quite attractive I hasten to add, and the phrase that popped into my head was 'wid ye' Anyone have any similar hilarious experiences....
I hang off and hang off, then I leave myself with too much to do, then I need to work weekends and until 20:00 or take memory sticks home and work. Even now, I'm pricing a job that's to be in tomorrow and I've not even done half of it
I've learned that, rather than be salt of the earth types as I always thought, Geordies and Scousers are the biggest mopes in Britain. Oh, and I've built up a fair old resistance to extreme porn.
Octocock - meh Birds eating **** and periods - been there. Huge prolapsed ****ters - so ****. I download some amateur Indian guy and girl shagging in Dehli and that's the most bizarre thing I've seen in a while, the **** had a bright purple cock and she had some sort of sour cream dip oozing out of her naany
I sent an email to my mum last night and, just for the craic, included a link to 2 elderly men sucking each other off - but I disguised it as a link to a BBC news story.
My views on certain groups of people have changed. Whereas I used to dislike them, I now hate them with a passion. Plus I see Gail Platt sunbathing topless every time I close my eyes
Not606 hasn't really had much effect on me tbh, I was a **** before, I am a **** now and I shall remain a **** in the future. Although I am somewhat suprised at the amount of ill feeling shown towards religion.
