How does...

...a blind person know when to stop wiping their arse after taking a ****?

 

If the paper doesn't stick to his nose he knows he's done

 

Makes sense.

 

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How do you know? Do you check the toilet paper or stick a finger up there and see if it comes out clean?

 

Me? I do a few wipes while still on the pan alternating back to front, front to back. If am still not satisfied with the cleanliness of ma hoop I stand in the classic John Wayne stance for better access and do another few wipes. Again, alternating back to front, front to back. Thanks for asking.

How do you do it?

 

The Andrex guide-puppy tells them.

 

...oh, and I like to finish off with a wet wipe.

 

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This is a **** thread.

 

I keep my arse well shaved because, at the end of the day, you can't make a hairy arse properly clean when theres ****e all through the hair unless you have a shower.

 

How do you shave your arse, Bealey? Do you get it done by a bird with some wax etc, or do you lie on your back and stick your legs behind your head...?

 

Plus, it helps your boyfriend's cock slide in and out easier eh bealy?

 

I bend over and look at my arse in a mirror through my legs then shave it with my mangroomer

 

http://www.mangroomer.com/

 

Just ****e in the shower. Kill two birds with one stone.

 

You don't have a shower?

Am lucky in that I have little or no hair on ma hoop

 

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Tim alert

 

I always refer to my arsehole as ma hoop. Rather fitting don't ya think?

 

I refer to my faeces as my rangers fc lol or my gallant pioneers