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How does a medical work?

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  1. The Armband

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    Apparently Ba's proposed transfer has delayed due to an issue with his medical. Now, we know the guy has a dodgy knee so I guess this was expected, but what do they test/analyse exactly during a medical?
     
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    Open your mouth, say ahhhhhhhhhhh and cough!
     
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  3. The Armband

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    does that mean Ba has a sore throat?
     
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    In my experience, a cold hand is placed on your testicles and your asked to cough.

    Then the doctor berates you for smoking and drinking.
     
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    One big rubber covered finger up the old poop chute ..
     
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    The first few words sound like my sex life, I must move away from necro....
     
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    The missus reminded me that that day is fast approaching...

    I told her she had stretch marks and looked more and more like her mother in retaliation.

    I love that couch.
     
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  8. The Armband

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    How many hands do you think were needed to cup tiote's beachballs during his medical?
     
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    <laugh><laugh> .. showing your age OT .. top marks for berating the missus though
     
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    I bet you wished you never asked <laugh>
     
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    The couch is great, it's like camping but with a decent nights kip!
     
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    Pardew will shag your lass in front of you, if he can complete his 'job' before you run 1/4 of a mile then you fail!
     
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    They brought in a specialist:

    please log in to view this image
     
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  14. The Armband

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    I should have known better!
     
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    Ok, but what about the other testicle?
     
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    2 man job
     
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    I used to be into that until some old c**t split on me.
     
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    That's the same specialist who does the prostate exams you know ...
     
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    <wah>
     
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