How do you.....

.....put those texts that always appear along the bottom of some people's postings?

 

At the top of the page there's a thing saying forum actions, click that then edit profile, and on the left hand side of that screen there's a link to Edit Signature. Put whatever you want in there

 

How do you delete pointless thread started because someone couldn't be bothered to read the instructions?

 

I found it informative too...now have to just think of something brilliant. I could be some time!

 

signatures irritate me (actually, that would be a good sig) they are just a waste of space, especially when people make them Unnecessarily Large

 

People who can't start a sentence with a capital letter irritate me.

 

Thank you -Dan.

Dyslexic I can read perfectly well instructions that are written in English. It is computer speak and all the jargon that goes with it that leaves me baffled.

When I read through the instructions I thought it might be a tag but clearly it wasn't.

Now that I know how to do it I shall have to think of a signature that reflects your rudeness and intolerance.

In the meantime can I recommend you read Chesterfield's "Letters to his Son." which will give you "advice on how to behave with the manners of a gentleman even when you are not".

 

Why am i called a newbie when i joined in FEB.

 

lol, got me there.

 

Low post count.

 

When I was labelled a senior member, I thought they knew my age. It took a while for it to sink in that it reflected my activity on the site

 

Thanks -Dan, got myself a signature.

 

Its nice to see people helping....however the people having a go, well i just dont know what to say.

 

Schneiderlin is the goal king I asked a very polite question and got a very rude answer. I could of course just have taken it on the chin but I cannot let bad manners pass unchecked.

Do you let rude people get away with being impolite to you. If you do then you will lose the respect of your peers.

 

I agree that your question was very valid and, like you, thought it was unfair for the stick you got. Don't like them haters, its because they can't think of anything better to do

 

Oh ...

 

You thought i was being nasty aswell didn't you ?

 

How could I possibly think ill of anyone named after my hero?

 

For those who don't like signatures, it's not hard to turn them off, fanny about in the settings a bit and there's an option for it

 

Despite following the instructions, the avatar I have linked to my profile hasn't shown up once. Perhaps one of you could explain why and one of you insult me. Seems like a reasonable ratio to get a fix!