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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Sep 30, 2017.

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How do you like your steak done?

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Get voting!
     
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  2. Charlie Dogscock

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    The correct answer is 1, but a veggie like me can't vote in this.
     
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  3. Delusional Full Stop

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    Correct answer is 4.5

    I don't want to eat a raw cow.
     
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  4. Charlie Dogscock

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    You'd rather eat a piece of shoe leather then?
     
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  5. jimileysbaldhead

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    I like mine rare but why is there a picture of old Fanny pads?
     
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  6. Judge Death

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    1 - rare but I do enjoy a nice steak tartare as well
     
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  7. Delusional Full Stop

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    You don't eat chicken raw. You don't eat pork raw. You don't eat lamb raw. Why eat cow raw?
     
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  8. Judge Death

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    Because it's so bloody tasty......
     
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  9. Schlem Boogerman

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    1 for me or even better still thinly sliced raw in lemon juice with garlic, finely chopped chilli and seasoned with salt and pepper, bloody gorgeous.
     
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    I assume 'blue' would be 0?

    Medium rare for me. It's a waste of steak ordering it cooked anything beyond medium. Gives your jaw muscles a good work out though.
     
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    5.5. Very well done
     
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  13. Lord Jonjomort

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    Stick to chicken mate.

    2 all the way, but you can't beat a bit of carpaccio or tartare (raw).
     
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  14. Commachio

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    Cant beat a no.2.
     
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  15. Heed

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    Four Four Two
     
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  16. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Just waiting for Obi to rock up and say ‘all of them’ :)
     
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  17. QWOP

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    1 or 2. Anything else is sacrilege
     
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  18. JakartaToon

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    Up at the top end of the scale for me but at the mercy of the servants so not too fussed.
     
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  19. Delusional Full Stop

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    No way. Obi wouldn't wait for the meat to be cooked.
     
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  20. Ben 10

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    3. Bit of mustard on the side and fannys ya aunt
     
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