how do you like to finish off your woman?

Claw hammer through the skull

 

Make them promise not to tell their mums if I buy them ice cream.

 

a combination jab, straight punch then uppercut

 

****, poll fail..can someone please delete this

 

Razor blade slashing motion from right to left... Then have sex with the gaping wound in her neck..

 

Jordan - you really didn't think that one through. if you're looking for sex tips then

1 stick a thumb up her arse to surprise her - she'll love it
2 call out her sister's name - she'll think you're kinky
3 drink your own jizz out the condom - it'll be a real turn on for her
4 when doing doggy, punch her really hard on the back of the neck - whoa baby
5 really twist those nipples - get in about them with your teeth as well
6 and finally afterwards, always wipe your dick on the curtains as a sign of your affection.

 

When doing doggy fashion THEN call out her sisters name and see how long you can stay on the buckaroo

 

I divorce her and take all her possessions in accordance with Sharia law

Then I do the same with her sister or nearest young female relative

 

Depends which one I'd allow out from the cellar..

 

Laptop down the throat

 

It's simpler to date only muslim girls.

When you get bored of her you simply tip off an uncle and let him finish her off with a barbaric honour killing.

 

But don't hire a taxi driver to do it!
D'oh.