Off Topic How do you cut your toe nails?

Are you a 'straight across' type of person or a 'follow the contour'?

When I get back from the gym I'm gonna throw caution to the wind and cut them a different way.

 

I like to pick a toe nail with my fingernails until a little tear is created, I then rip across like a heathen. Joyous experience!

 

I grate mine, that's what the really little hole side of the cheese grater is for

 

good for hard skin too.
You can even pass hard skin off for parmesan to piss the in laws off.

 

What do you mean 'pass it off as' that's what Parmesan is.

 

I use a sythe

 

I do this if i cant find the cutters, or sometimes just anyway


I dreamt (dreamed?) last week i was giving cpr to a disembodied foot, id been watching Kill Bill and there are a lot of feet and toe references in that film. It was this pretty girls foot that I know and there was like a slit in the foot, it was horrible, but i was ok.

 

When I was young I used to chew mine. Yuk.ha.
Obviously now I can't reach past all the blubber.

 

I bet @jakartatoon gets his servant to bite his.

 

i put them in a river. the local beavers come and knaw them and use them to build their dams.. i once tried the same with a Llama, but it was an epic failure it just spat at me.

 

Was it called Diouff?

 

With clippers

 

I let them grow because I am a werewolf.

Oops given it away. Oh well, I vote for Obi

 

Damn you beat me to it!

 

No, he beat you telling the servant to do it!!

 

Have you ever seen your toes fella?

 

My blind mate bled to death when he tried to read his cheese grater.

 

Have always wondered how blind chaps watch porn.

 

But you've never wondered how they watch anything else?

 

Funnily enough no.