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How did you lose your virginity?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by stopmeandslapme, Jun 26, 2012.

  1. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    My first time was exactly as described in this Bobby Goldsboro classic*:
    [video=youtube;mYHEBa6Xx48]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYHEBa6Xx48[/video]

    *I wasn't 17, she wasn't 31, we hadn't just met, it was nowhere near a beach and I don't know anyone called Billy-Ray but apart from that.
     
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  2. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I lost mine by putting my cock in a fanny.
     
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  3. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Up the vag
     
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  4. terrypaine

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    Wow, another really interesting thread from a NUMPTY.
     
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  5. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Is that what she said when you put it in?
     
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  6. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    Lost mine to an old goat, Sue I think her name was.
     
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  7. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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  8. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    No, your's ****face.
     
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  9. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    In a pub cellar with the local slag.
     
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  10. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    Bought 15 Asian prostitutes. Yeah.
     
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  11. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    not sure you should be on this thread Tash, maybe come back when you lose it.
     
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  12. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    You leave Osca alone.
     
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  13. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    In a 14 year old girls bedroom.
     
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  14. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    <ok><applause>:emoticon-0177-toivo
     
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  15. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    You never forget your first time.

    please log in to view this image
     
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  16. MrT

    MrT Well-Known Member

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    It was with her dad.
     
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  17. EDGE.

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    That doesn't make sense.
     
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  18. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    I think he means a threesome with you, the 14 year old and her dad.
     
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  19. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    I preferred not knowing :(
     
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  20. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    waiting on the perfect women
     
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