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How Did I Die

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by eddieveeee, Sep 12, 2011.

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  1. eddieveeee

    eddieveeee New Member

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    My lifeless body lies face down in the middle of field, a couple of feet away lies an unopened package.

    How did I die?
     
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    eddieveeee, Sep 12, 2011
  2. jonathan acworth

    jonathan acworth Active Member

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    saw the arsenal shock result last week!!!!!!complete shock
     
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    jonathan acworth, Sep 12, 2011
  3. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    boredom ... you remembered your own threads
     
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    Null, Sep 12, 2011
  4. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Your mum and dad gang raping you on your 16th birthday?
     
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    SaintsForTheWin, Sep 12, 2011
  5. eddieveeee

    eddieveeee New Member

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    no, and two people does not constitute a gang rape
     
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    eddieveeee, Sep 12, 2011
  6. babyhornetdan

    babyhornetdan Well-Known Member

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    The un-opened package is a parachute which failed to open. Therefore you died when you hit the ground??
     
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    babyhornetdan, Sep 12, 2011

  7. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    It does when your parents weigh 30 stone a piece.
     
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    SaintsForTheWin, Sep 12, 2011
  8. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    We may have a winner.

    Eddie?
     
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    Ciaran, Sep 12, 2011
  9. eddieveeee

    eddieveeee New Member

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    no it wasnt the old parachute not opening
     
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  10. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    George Bush done it?
     
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    Ciaran, Sep 12, 2011
  11. irishgreen

    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    You were walking across a field when the CIA dropped an unopened package from an unmanned 747 on top of your head?
     
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    irishgreen, Sep 12, 2011
  12. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    The unopened package was your lunchbox. You died of starvation just before you could crawl to it, you fat ****.
     
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    Bullet tooth Tony, Sep 12, 2011
  13. Glesgabhoy67

    Glesgabhoy67 Well-Known Member

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    I'm guessing it will be something like "Dev done it" ?
     
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    Glesgabhoy67, Sep 12, 2011
  14. eddieveeee

    eddieveeee New Member

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    this <ok>

    CIA threw me out of a plane then planted an unopened packge to make it look like a mere cargo plane back door incident
     
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    eddieveeee, Sep 12, 2011
  15. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    You're a scarecrow

    The package is your head

    Knocked over in the wind
     
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    Mind The Duck, Sep 12, 2011
  16. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    <laugh> You're nuts Eddie <ok>
     
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    Ciaran, Sep 12, 2011
  17. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    bummed to death by a buffoonery of baboons <ok>
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Sep 12, 2011
  18. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Deep.
     
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  19. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Eddie!!!!
     
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    Ciaran, Sep 12, 2011
  20. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    <laugh>
     
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