We all have ****ing barbeques, which makes every **** even hotter. I want a barbeque in the middle of winter. Plus you buy **** loads of ****ing food, & no **** eats it, because it's too ****ing hot. ****ing detest barbeque's, anyway i'm off now my burger is done.
Paper plato's at BBQs. Makes things a lot easier. Nae washing up for one thing and you don't want drunken eejits dropping yer fine china.
I 'm pretty sure you're a little jealous -Today in the south temperatures hit 29.9 c and in Dumbarton a football match got abandoned because the ground was waterlogged. Do you remember the Sun ? - No Gambol it doesn't shine out of my ar*e