How can dudes with nuts sit cross legged ?

I just saw Lampard and Mikel sat on the bench cross legged.

Now, I am not saying I am anything special, but flip me, I can't sit cross legged cos it crushes my nuts, I don't know how any dude can sit cross legged without damaging their's.

Steward's enquiry ?

 

You are weird.

 

Maybe you should see a doctor.

 

Do what Murray said.

 

I'm just saying ...... I don't get it - it looks uncomfortable as fook and it is uncomfortable as fook. Footballers have big thighs too so it's even more of a puzzle.

 

Footballers are a lot more flexible though too I'm guessing.

 

naah mate your nuts are jus fukin massive man ya get me!

you must well be a badman

 

I think it must be my chunky thighs and lack of flexibility then !!

 

buster gonad syndrome ?