It could have been sooooooooooo different What do you think should or could have ended differently? (serious or otherwise, it matters not) I'll start with the obvious ones It's the 92nd minute of the last game of the season, the ball doesn't fall to Aguero in the penalty area, but to Mario Balotelli, who hits it furiously into row Z, takes his shirt off, flexes his muscles and stomps off down the tunnel. Utd win the title for the 5th time in 6 years Fabio Capello doesn't resign, Arry's head doesn't get turned, Spurs plough on and pip City for 2nd place. Arsenal are denied a CL place by Chelsea's CL win
Young doesn't get penalties for serial diving towards the end of the season - United finish 16th Martinez gets offered the Liverpool job so Rodgers stays put - Liverpool and Swansea are scrapping it out in midtable... oh 'Arry stays in the job at Spurs and signs Rob Green as our new keeper - Ghoddle and Spurcat become great friends.
* Napoli held on to their 3-1 aggregate lead to knock Chelsea out of the Champions league in the last 16 * Harry still leaves Spurs, but our narrow CL qualification means we negotiated a better deal for Modric - £30m, plus Higuain on loan * We signed Lloris much, much earlier so he was properly bnedded in, allowing us to sell Gomes in the summer to receive extra transfer income * Clint Dempsey and Gylfi Sigurdsson brought their form for 2011-12 with them * Howard Webb thought Arsenal's clattering of Lennon and Defoe also merited red cards, and the NLD ended 3-3 with all fans united against Webb (and PISKIE, naturally) * We were given at least one of the goals against Lazio, which triggered a chain of events that saw Lazio eliminated in the first round so UEFA could ban them from the competition * We bothered to defend properly against Norwich in the COC and made our way to the semis
Howard Webb spots Mario Balotelli's stamp on Scott Parker and dismisses the petulant Italian. The score remains 2-2. Spurs finish 3rd, City finish 2nd. Cheers, Howard. He's the ref tomorrow, incidentally.
That the ref wasn't conned at wembley for their second goal. Also the same game,that Louise had been sent off when we scored.
Mata doesn't smash the ball in the back of the net during the Wembley semi final and the game ends 1-1 with a penalty shoot out and G*llas missing the decisive penalty Blackpool take their chances in the playoff final and the Spammers don't get promoted and end up beating us
Fergy takes over at Orient and turns them into the most successful London club ever......then he wakes up! Harry takes over at QPR and turns them into the most successful London club ever....then he wakes up and kicks Sandra out of bed complaining about nightmares! The Great One takes over at West Ham and turns them into the most successful club ever..then wakes up,calls the lunatic asylum claiming he's gone mad.....
* The FA rule that Spurs owe £500k for Ezekiel Fryers, causing Bacon Face to keel over with a cardiac arrest and his head exploding that his servants should be so unruly
