OK it didn't quite say that but by and large I'd say this is good news - at least it means I can still leave the house without fear of being arrested. It does beg a question though - what behaviour in public annoys you most and why? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-25648019
Slow people, loud people, anyone standing too close to me, anyone who speaks to me whom I don't know or have no cause to engage with.
Also, ****ers who stare at their mobile phones while walking along busy streets. I like barging into the ****s and seeing their phones fly into the air
Some asian bird was chewing gum on the train yesterday, and I swear you couldnt make that kind of noise with a snare drum.
Prodders and pokers of all manner of fresh produce like bread cakes meat products and salad counter things; especially those who do it unobserved so you don't get to notice what they've done to what you were just about to buy, so you just prod and poke it yourself and don't buy it because it's ruined.
I could have typed that I really hate random strangers wanting to start conversations with you. Ask me directions or advice or whatever - fine - but don't assume you can then tell me about the ****e day you're having or your entire life story - I don't care.
One good thing about living in the UAE is that all the taxi drivers, hairdressers, clerks etc are foreign and most have at best a basic grasp of English, so you're assured all conversations and attempts at discourse are minimal. ****ing topper
People that sit beside me on the train....even though there are loads of free seats. People that try and read the paper when I'm reading it.