Apart from Ron, I don't know if any of you like riddles. Let's try one and find out. See if you can name this English Classic winner.... 'Comically desperate' is the first part of three, The next two sound like the answers you strive, The second's what a nark does- not usually for free, The third monarchs do, so long as they're alive.
I've had a bit of a scout around and don't have a clue. But when you do a bit of digging, you never know what you'll uncover. I found a pretty handy filly called Oh So Sharp. 84 Solario Stakes. 84 Fillies Mile. 85 Nell Gwyn Stakes. 85 1000 Guineas. 85 Epsom Oaks. 85 St Leger. 9: 7-2-0.
last filly to do the fillies triple crown too if I recall (American's call their fillies TC the Triple Tiara don't they?)
Nassau- spot on!! You're now the Champion Riddler! Well done! Answer = Dancing Rain. "Comically desperate" = Dan (Desperate Dan from comics) Narks "sing" to police = sounds like "cing" Monarchs "reign" = sounds like "rain."
Oh dear. I didn't even get the first bit right. I never was much good at these if you remember. You often had to explain them to me. I'll try to be better next time.