Horrified on my holiday to England

Whilst there we went on a day trip to Blackpool. On the seafront there was a man and a woman having an almighty domestic in front of everyone.


Suddenly the woman smacked the bloke in the head and all hell broke loose.
Luckily someone called the Police and in no time at all an officer arrived. He tried to pull them apart but without success.


The Policeman took his baton to the guy and a scuffle ensued. Somehow the man got the Policeman's baton and laid into his wife and the officer with it.

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Then this crocodile snook up and stole all the sausages!!.

 

That's northerners for you.

 

A mate of mine is quitting his Punch and Judy show and getting rid of everything.

I've offered to take his puppets off his hands.



sorry...

 

"That's the way to ding dang do it!"

 

Having been to Blackpool many times, that really does just sound like a typical Saturday night in the place.

 

I used to live in Hull. That actually sounds pretty tame. I've seen Hull slappers beating the **** out of each other with stilettos.

 

That's eastney for you, I'm sure they had a lovely holiday after