Hopefully get to lick a beaver tonight

any other ambitions for tonight lads?

 

to be allowed out for a few beers!

 

**** sake. are you pussy whipped? too many people are gettin whipped these days. live life like jim heron. his bawsack makes all his decisions in life

 

No messing about with your thread title Nev

Straight to the point

 

Driving range after work, pump the missus then get pished. Tomorrow coupons and get pished watching the EPL. Sunday I'm through in Cumbernauld for a game against a Clyde team. ****ing 4pm kick off

 

why dont you get pished then shag the mrs? surely that wud make more sense?

 

I'm planning on shagging her more than once nev, I'm no a ****

Tomorrow I'll last for ****ing hours (if I get it up in the 1st place)

 

Shagging when pished is horrendous

 

a dont hink av ever shagged sober. maybe once and a shot ma load in about 45 seconds. when am blitzed tho a canny cum its ****in ****e!!!

 

When i was pished i just used to tell my bird to help herself and and get off when done cos i knew i wouldnt cum anytime soon

Im nice like that, quite thoughtful

 

Take the Mrs to the pictures and see some ****e film i dont like, then back to her house for the customary attempt to enter via the back door.

 

sadly his bawsack is ******ed.

cinema tonight then mong it. saturday running followed by take away followed by drinking my own body weight. sunday recovery followed by kfc

**** all really

 

<laughs>

 

last time it was more like:

 

It's the only way some folk can get any.

I'm not speaking from personal experience btw.

 

from now on you shall be called "Ten Pint Tina"

 

No problem, butterman.

 

you can play my trombone anytime

 

its a bit rusty though.

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