Hooray, Hooray...................It's a Holly, Holiday!!

Holiday In Cambodia or what?

What's the bestest place you've ever been for a holiday?

Prague for me.

I went to Paris once but it's a stinking ****hole full of unhygienic Frogs. Avoid at all costs.

Prague is the most beautiful city in the world and I've lived in even more places than my good buddy Monny

 

^^^^sex tourist

 

My sister recently jabbed her children so they can visit their grandmother in Spain this summer.

Looks like the EUROPEAN UNION have made it illegal to visit without testing or jabbing so I will be staying in the UK.

Mexico let you visit without restrictions but you probably need to shove a stick up your nose to return so I won't be going anywhere

 

**** the queen.

 

You really are a vile, disgusting reprobate.

Gord bless Her Maj

 

Australia won't let you in without jabs,just saying.

 

I just spent a long weekend canoeing in the river Wye, would recommend. Probably better if you don’t hire a canoe to be fair.

 

Australia is a ****ing ****hole and I've never even been there.

The only good thing to come out of there was Danni Minogue. Oh and Picnic At Hanging Rock. Oh and Walkabout.

 

Would't be easier just to go to **** creek directly?

 

I used to holdiay 5 or 6 times a year but then our Govt decided to destroy the economy, made it a pain in the arse to go anywhere outwith Blighty without forging Tests or CV19 passes so not been anywhere this year yet.

See Serbia and Croatia have dropped all CV19 entry requirements, so might try there.

Went to Dunoon a few weeks ago with Julie, was a nice wee weekend away.

Hopefully go to Seville in a few weeks but feel the sombre mood at Ipox might derail the Queens XI bid to become Jockland's first Europa League winners.

Best of British to all of you apart from Tuna who is a nasty piece of work.

 

If we get to Seville we could do a bit of bowling the morning of the game

 

Can we stay at your gaff if we go.

Will just be me, Julie, Declan and my nephew, Padraig.

 

^^^^^ All staunch bheasters

 

No trains on to get back to Malaga after the game. I am hoping I will get cheaper hotels by using my Spanish residency card number but **** knows.

On another note, guess who WhatsApped me about 30 minutes ago to see if I was going to Seville if we qualified?

 

The Pope?

 

No

 

Am I close?

 

I'm sure your husband will help out buddy.

 

Jorge Cadete?
I know it wizny Jimmy bell

 

No, but I will give you a clue...he used to tell us all the football rumours that were in L'Equipe.