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Honeymoon Gobble?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by NobbysTeeth, Aug 17, 2011.

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  1. NobbysTeeth

    NobbysTeeth Member

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    Lancashire man Ian Redmond (30) was eaten by a shark on his honeymoon in the Seychelles as his new bride watches from the beach.Should have gone to blackpool where all you swim with is turds and jonnies or liverpool where you walk in em!:police:
     
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  2. Jobby Funbags

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    Beautiful title, sir.
     
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    Jobby Funbags, Aug 17, 2011
  3. gas

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    Strangely that`s what instantly attracted me to this thread. I`m sure others will follow.
     
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    gas, Aug 17, 2011
  4. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    First the polar bears, now the sharks.

    I'm telling you, this is war!
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Aug 17, 2011
  5. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Me too, but I can't tell you how disappointed I was when I realised what the thread was about. False advertising.
     
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    monacoger, Aug 17, 2011
  6. - SW6 -

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    Send in Vlad

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  7. NobbysTeeth

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    I tried to work kippers in to it but she stayed on the beach!
     
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    NobbysTeeth, Aug 17, 2011
  8. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    The Animal Kingdom obviously has a beef. Maybe you were right to become vegetarian, as I'm sure you'll be spared when it all kicks off.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Aug 17, 2011
  9. jenthesaint1990

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    ****ing sharks, how dare they swim in our seas.
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Aug 17, 2011
  10. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    It's in the Book of Revelations <ok>
     
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  11. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    I'd definitely watch a real live Shark Tank -where entrepreneurs could have all the money IF they reached the other end.
     
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  12. Dave the Rave

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    Maybe we should sacrafice the homeless to appease our great masters!
     
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  13. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    This wouldn't have happened when the British Empire ruled the waves.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Aug 17, 2011
  14. ToL1D7

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    For this reason this country has gone to the dogs (sharks), and im OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
     
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    ToL1D7, Aug 17, 2011
  15. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    It was Britannia that ruled the waves. -And it wouldn't have happened because she would have stabbed the shark with that pointy thing in her hand ( as Jeremy Clarkson might say ! ) I bet if it was Jeremy Clarkson I expect the shark would have spat him out for being too acidic
     
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  16. (Conor)

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    Well in any potential war, we have...

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  17. ToL1D7

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    Bear Grylls is a bad ass mother ****er! anyone who says he ain't, keep in mind he's former SAS. Therefore he IS bad ass!
     
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  18. The Raging Oxter

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    Bear Grylls is next...
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Aug 17, 2011
  19. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    " Honeymoon Gobble " ......is she the new Bond girl ?
     
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    rogueleader, Aug 17, 2011
  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>
     
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