The big one. Could be a bloodbath. Bit nackered so just having a bowl of chilli n a bottle of San Mig. The mrs has buggered off to bed. 3rd game of the night. Come on Honduras.
I've just had some leftover chips in a butty for supper, watching an episode of 24 to run me up to kick off. Might have a couple of correct score bets to liven it up.
Honduras have got someone called Bernard playing for them? You're right mate, that's my money gone. ****houses.
Here are my top 5 Bernards. In order. Butler Bresslaw Cribbins Sumner Braden Feel free to add your own Bernard appreciation list.
There used to be a barbers down George Street called Bernard's. I'm assuming the bloke who owned it was called Bernard. I'll have him. I never had my haircut there of even went in to watch someone else have their haircut but I'm still having him. I used to walk past it a lot and if I recall correctly he looked a bit like Edward Woodward. Had nowt on Dave the Rave mind.
Bernardez is the man. He plays proper ill **** you up style. He once slide tackled his own teammate on accident in a game last season and blew the guys knee out. Proper man Bernardez is.
I went in there a few times. He was always on about the ladies. Used to make out he was irresistable to women. Used to be a dodgy Indian takeaway down one of those stairs dodgy as ****.