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  1. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Following on today's article regarding people's right to defend your home, what weapon would you use? Do you have a particular favourite already set aside for the task should it be needed? If not, is there something you can think of now that would do the job?

    Or would you hide under the duvet and quietly ring the police?
     
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  2. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    I'd employ a fat guy that looks like Phil Mitchell to come and sit on them until they died/the police arrived <ok>
     
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  3. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

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    perfect implement. big haymaker club at the front for swinging, spikey bit at the back for CQ jabbing
     
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  4. lone ranger

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    ball peen hammer, lives on the bookshelf next to the bedroom door. will hurt like **** but less chance of an assault with a deadly weapon charge <ok>
     
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  5. -jordan-

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    my choice of weapon is the same length as a sledgehammer but has a slightly smaller hammerhead.

    gives great swinging momentum
     
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  6. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Don't you think it would be a bit short notice?
     
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  7. Alan

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    A knife or baseball bat for me.
     
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    There's hundreds of you out there. Have you got any experience is this line of work? I need a new fat guy, my last one died of diabetes.
     
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  9. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    6lb sledgehammer for me. I wouldn't swing it full pelt or aim for the head, because I reckon it would kill.
     
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    Got a superb 8lb masonary hammer I bought a couple years back when i was doing some landscaping work in the garden.

    Got a lovely feel to it. The thieving/raping cant wont know what hit him...... <ok>
     
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  12. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Why so mean? <wah>
     
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  13. -jordan-

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    interesting
     
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    I've got an ice axe in my wardrobe. Sharp and serrated at one end and, well an axe at the other.

    Come into my house uninvited and go near my kids and it will puncture you many times. It's ready.
     
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    Sorry FB <hug>
     
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  16. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    What would you use the ball for?
     
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  17. -jordan-

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    <laugh> thats what i thought
     
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  18. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    I've got an, erm, friend who's into **** like that. Where would he get one?
     
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  19. Zico

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    4 iron
     
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  20. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I've just got a wee club. If someone breaks in I wont wake up anyway. Need to get myself a Karelian bear dog
     
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