Holy **** the FBI are onto me!!!!!!!

just got this email, it was in my JUNK folder

av seen some whoppers but this takes the biscuit!

what should I write back? these folk are so dumb. i could **** with them for weeks on this one

 

write back to them and say you ARE a terrorist and now your current operation has been placed in danger because of the exposure their email has brought , and now you have a cell in their country looking for them

 

Don't think I could do any better than that

 

the ****s spelt faithfully wrong ffs. dumb daft ******s

is ******s ok for nigerians?

 

I think they prefer to be called "Jungle Bunnies"

 

this is what i went with

 

The best ones are the clearly Chinese people trying to speak English. I emailed a guy on eBay about a watch that seemed suspiciously too good a price and the e-mail I got back was ace. Wish I'd kept it; the watch was worth about £1000 new and he was a selling a "brand new" one for £175. The Engrish reply I got back was brilliant.

 

thailand is the same. some funny **** on menus and that.

 

Aye it was a bit like that in Africa. Still not sure what I ate in that hotel in Gabon. The French to English translations were random and it said "Poultry in Bread Breast" which I assumed was breaded chicken breast......

**** knows what it was but it wasn't chicken.

 

in the malaysian airport the lamb hot dogs were called 'lamb dog meat roll'

 

I'm sure they do a pie like that at Chalmers in Aberdeen. Although the cheap ****s have added some mealy pudding.

I ****ing hate Aberdonian food. Only place in Britain where a beef olive doesn't have sausage meat or haggis in it. Plus who the **** is eating Mealy Pies? ****ing disgusting skinflint food.

 

You would think that some African who had enough intelligence to build a robot to spider the web and collect hundreds of thousands of email addresses, send emails to hundreds of thousands of people and have a bank account waiting to receive their money would have enough intelligence to use spell check and get some **** who speaks proper english to write the ****ing email.

 

licensed to kill

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The sad thing is that most of the dumb ****s they send it to are unaware of any spelling mistakes because they can't read, write or spell properly themselves. It's like the ****s you see on Watchdog going "A man knocked on our door and said our roof needed re-sealing and it would cost £3000. But that he could do it for £1500. Now my roof leaks and we don't have any comeback"

 

Get her phoned Nev.

 

this is insane. they actually think my name is Shasty McNasty ffs!

 

av not even got the time to read this at the moment. but am lookin forward to it

 

They're coming for you Nev. Loads of FBI agents will be storming Kirky looking for you. Maybe you'll get to poke Jodie Foster.....if she wasn't a lesbo

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cant wait til lunch. al draft up a cracker for them. Shasty doesnt take **** from no-one godammit!

 

went with this just to keep them going