I think it will descend into a massive fight between all players, van Gaal comes on to the pitch wearing a tutu to calm things down, and all 22 players are banned for next 10 games thereby making them ineligible for the world cup. Van Gaal gets banned for his dress sense, but the tutu somehow endears him to Woodward who unveils him as the new manager on Monday.
You're lucky he stayed away from your board today - otherwise Hull would have won the FA Cup. !00% Fact.