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  1. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Thinking of booking a holiday fairly soon, may as well get one in before everyone is wiped out by Codiv-91 before Christmas, that's what the experts are warning anyway for the UK. And I believe in them 100%, in the last 24 hours the number of fatalities has spiralled out of control to 7!!

    I'm assuming Fingers has departed for Wopland. I don't really fancy there, been to Venice, that was enough. Italy and France are out because the citizens there never wash and they stink like ****.

    Baz - you're our resident globetrotter, where do you recommend?
     
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  2. Toby

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    Just ask nursey to wheel you out into the garden for a bit <ok>
     
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  3. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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    Why not go all-inclusive to my naturist reserve in leafy Twechar where we can admire each other's erect and throbbing penises?
     
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    Cuba -varedero

    Mexico - riviera maya

    If you don’t fancy a long flight , try a Canary Island
     
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  5. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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    You'll need to fill out a passenger location form then self isolate - it's your moral duty etc. :bandit:
     
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  6. Mick O'Toon

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    Essex?
     
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  7. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Don't come to Australia it's ****e.
     
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    Self isolate on arrival and when you return ?

    I know your the expert on Covid rules to follow ... covid hero
     
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  10. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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    Just return.

    You fill out a passenger locator form before you come back but I just put any load of old ****e on it.

    No way am I assisting the ****s ruining any more of society than they intend to.

    ****er bastards
     
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  11. pud

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    **** show

    Looks like Cuba is exempt tho

    viva la communist dictatorships
     
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  12. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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    You’ll still need to fill out a passenger location form. That’s my understanding. Might be wrong.
     
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  13. Mick O'Toon

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    You can go to Ireland,lovely country and the people are so friendly.
     
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    Who knows. They make it up as they go along. Those forms aren't checked by anyone.
     
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    If I put "Planet Earth" would that suffice?
     
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    Malaga is lovely this time of year <ok>
     
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Don’t really think self isolating will be any trouble for Drew.

    might have to get his soup delivered from Aldi right enough.
     
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    Fat chance.

    No offence, Teletubby.
     
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    He looks like Schofield with jaundice
     
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