Holiday Destinations

Looking to book a holiday soon with my imaginary girlfriend.

Quite like the idea of getting a nice villa with pool etc.

Any suggestions?

 

You used me

 

I think portugal is off the list now, she wants to go to a place that we've not been before

 

Turkey's nice (Fethiye) - but it gets seriously hot in the high summer. Didn't go below 35 during the day when I was there

 

Have you asked ST for a shot of his caravan?

Runs on Bio-fuel.

 

That's where fuddy and her pals go twice a year. Canny mind the name of the place. They get a villa with private pool nearby the town.

I'll ask her aboot it if ye fancy that Trev?

 

Edinburgh is very gay and jolly at this time of year.

 

Sicily but like above very hot,may or sept ideal time

 

You can ask me Trev. I meet the bitches there twice a year

 

All inclusive to Cuba...

If you want a Villa holiday , Tuscany, Minorca or Cyprus

 

I don't fancy Turkey. Too Islamic for me.

 

Try South of France Cap D'age area, hot sunny and loads of nudity

 

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Calcun is it? It rings a bell, but am no sure.

 

Oireland Trev??

 

I'm off to Marrakesh in March, that's even more Islamic, but on the plus side they do have Hash cafes.

 

Apparently they're no THAT into it and are fairly laid back and easy going.

 

I've never met a Turkish ****ebag. They like fighting more than the Irish.

 

You are in luck! On 20th March you can go to watch Villa vs 'Pool. Sorted.

 

That's true but topless bathing is frowned upon.

 

trev, I recommend magaluf

dont u worry, the bealester will see u right