"Hair-replacement specialists hope Wayne Rooney's Euro 2012 success will lead to a surge in business." (Source: Metro)
The next person to do a misleading title for a less interesting story is getting a kiss from the Ban Hammer
I wonder if the cameras were allowed inside the Grand Dragon's inner sanctum? If there were, I bet they had to "hood up."
In the news, England manager Roy Hodgson on a day off in Poland takes a boat trip down the river, unlike the 'peoples' manager, who was sold down one!
"Balotelli has told his Manchester City team-mates and England opponents that he fears none of them ahead of the game in Kiev." (Source: The Mail on Sunday) So what the hell was he expected to say? "I'm really crapping my pants at the thought of playing England!"
The rest of the world is watching to see if he lives up to his threat of walking off the pitch if he's racially abused. Terry is marking him, right?
Excellent! I'd love to see Terry take the field dressed up as a minstrel, with the words, "I'm really not taking the piss" emblazoned across the front and back of his minstrel's jacket. That would do the trick, I'm sure.
That should make sure Di Natale starts alongside Cassano - which is a better pairing anyway (and, coincidentally, helps my fantasy team no end)
"Oasis star Noel Gallagher joined Vincent Kompany in modelling Manchester City's new home kit." (Source: The Manchester Evening News) And?
I'd want a refund, look at it, its the worst syrup you've ever seen! please log in to view this image
That's exactly what I thought when I saw it, during the Euros! When he made his first header, I thought it had stuck to the ball.
"Nigel Winterburn, another former Arsenal player, has warned the Gunners they are in danger of becoming Premier League also-rans unless they stop the exodus of players." (Source: Interview with Talk5hite) They are already, even with RVP!
