Hogmanay in Scotchland

What are all the various cities and towns getting up to this time?

One for the Scotchies only.

England can have their own dedicated morris dancing thread.

Me? I aint celebrating it this year and will be in bed by 9pm.

Load of ****e.

 

Thought you were coming to mine, ya plick?

 

If you'd like me tto darling yeah.

That would be lovely sweetie.

What time do you want me?

 

Chico time.

 

You've got me there honey.

You're too smart for me babes.

 

As per usual, the best party will be in Edinburgh

 

Aye it will be quaint and twee Alisdair.

"Another creme de menthe honey?" "Dont mind if I do Tarquin"

Bagpipes, kilts, shortbread, tartan rugs and pigeon chested Jackie Bird.

Vomit inducing like the city itself.

 

I'm having a party at my house, we did Crimbo dinner this year and during the festivities it was all "aye come back here furra bells ma man"

Arseholes!

Only upside, is my wifes, ugly speccy-brother's, gorgeous young polish bint is pregnant and her tits look amazing.

 

Stay in and watch Jools Holland people

 

Anyone who calls it hogmanay is an utter **** and should die a very slow and painful death

 

What do you call it? Ya ****ing tube!

 

Can't ****in abide that arse lickin tosser.

Hopefully he'll be dead soon.

Prick.

 

Go on say it please fudstick.....................

 

Any self-respecting Scotsman who doesn't call it hogmany deseves to be cabered up the ****ter with a horses bad-aids ridden dobber.

Nigel

 

Anything but hogmanay, ya ****ing fanny

 

Give it to me baby, uhuh uhuh

 

Ya uncouth wee ****wad.

 

Suck my dangleberries ya ****ing dobber

 

I`ll be spending it with a bunch of australians who just dont get the true pagan spiritual oomph of hogmanay.....can someone skype me their party..... or maybe just some pregnant polish knockers ?

 

She is a ****in beauty, totally top heavy, nice pins too.