Lol. I assume that opening comment is an edit? I do wonder if this is the less controversial reason behind Caulker's injury...
I think that was Barton's keepie uppie record. Liverpool may think twice about Austin as well. Mind you, he may think twice about them, given that they look like being out of the Champions League until at least 2016-17.
In fairness, I think we only want Charlie Austin to touch the ball once before he slams it into the back of the net!