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Why does mineral water that has “trickled through mountains for centuries” go out of date next year?

 

because of the plastic man

 

a plastic man eh ?

 

yep the **** in the window of tommy hilfiger , he pisses in the bottle

 

i doubt that , he has no cock to start off with . not even a little hole for peepee to exit

 

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I laugh my bollocks off and then say '' Pud thats my ol doll once more and im getting you banned from mcdonalds'' he wont be long apologising

 

Ask him if he wants to come back for a threesome.

 

with you and your brother ? i dont think pud is gay i could be mistaken though

 

Naw, with me and Mrs Gas, silly. We like variety in our sex life

 

thank **** for that cos if i thought your brother was gay itd be the end of me and him hooking up for casual reacharounds

 

Ave no brother but my sister is quite fit.........apparently

 

pm me pics ...im a good judge of character ......... allegedly

 

Av got two brothers and two sisters. I think we can do a deal.

 

pics of the sisters or its all lies ...... i dont have you down as a liar brian

 

She aint as fit as Mrs gas, seriously she's got some form. Everyday I wonder how she ended up with a **** like me.

I'll have them all for Mrs Gas and my sister.

 

the proof is in the pudding so to speak ...show pics of both

 

...my two bruvvas are en route to kickin your **** in. Dinny be dissin ma sistas.

 

hope theyre weaering crash helmets

 

Full body armour. Then my sistas come in to mock yer broken body. Then I come in and have a ****.

As a family, we've found this works for us.