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Hitler how big was he?

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  1. jonathan acworth 71

    jonathan acworth 71 Well-Known Member

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    just watching nazi megastructures how big was hitler?
     
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    jonathan acworth 71, May 2, 2014
  2. Rick O'Shea

    Rick O'Shea Well-Known Member

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    In what department?
     
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  3. Cruyff's Turn

    Cruyff's Turn Well-Known Member

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    He was pretty fecking massive in Germany.Bigger than Boney M.
     
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  4. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Flaccid or erect?
     
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    Otto Flayshow, May 2, 2014
  5. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Not as big as the Hoff though .
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, May 2, 2014
  6. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    Ava Braun's
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    This question has not been answered.

    Am guessing Adolf had a Bealey sized wee tiddly taddler.
     
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    Gambol, May 2, 2014
  8. Cruyff's Turn

    Cruyff's Turn Well-Known Member

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    He was five feet five and a half.
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...with a tiny wee Bealey sized kiddie cock.

    Therefore, we expect Bealey to invade Poland, then sweep across west Europe in an effort to show that "men" with teeny tiny wee cocks are actually men.

    All because an Amsterdam hooker laffed at his willy.
     
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    Gambol, May 2, 2014
  10. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    Nothing wrong with having a small willy. :bandit:
     
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    Bullet tooth Tony, May 2, 2014

  11. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    And only one ball.
     
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  12. Cruyff's Turn

    Cruyff's Turn Well-Known Member

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    That there Himmler.He was Simmler.
     
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  13. Mr Robert Heenan

    Mr Robert Heenan New Member

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    The most lied about and the most demonised man in history
     
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  14. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    but Albert Speer was much, much wee - er.
     
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  15. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    And Goebbels
    Had no balls
    At all.
     
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    Archers Road, May 4, 2014
  16. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    <laugh>

    Ive just begun to now envisage the stalwarts of the nazi party as Mr Men type characters

    Mr Simlar Himmler

    Mr Wee-er Speer

    Mr Boring Goring

    Mr Niceman Eichmann
     
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    rogueleader, May 4, 2014
  17. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    In that song, was it Goring had 2 but small? I forget.

    Anyway lads, from the top...

    Hitler has only got one ball
    Goring has got 2 but small
    Himmler has got some similar
    But Goebbels has no balls at all :emoticon-0159-music
     
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    monacoger, May 4, 2014
  18. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    <laugh> Ive only heard " hitler has only got one ball - the other is in the albert hall .. "
     
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    rogueleader, May 4, 2014
  19. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Haha yeah that was the first one I heard also, but I heard the(in my opinion) better one when I was about 16, so about 5 years ago.<whistle>
     
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  20. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    looks tall to me


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    Mick O'Toon, May 5, 2014
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