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  1. Nostalgic

    Nostalgic Well-Known Member

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    Just to lighten things up a bit I reckon we have enough characters on this board who are reincarnations of historical people and based on their contributions to this board I will nominate:

    Billy Bonehead as William Shakespeare because of his use of the English language to describe his feelings in a gentle and subtle manner.
     
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  2. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Blunham. The Scarlet pimpernel. Always flitting about inbetween illicit sexual encounters.
     
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    Commachio - Adolf Hitler
     
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    polyphemus Well-Known Member

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    Might I introduce someone from literature rather than history.

    I have in mind the harsh, pedantic, professor Severus Snape from the pen of JK Rowling, who reminds me of someone intolerant of the faults and shortcomings of us, mere mortals.

    Fit's a certain Mr Armstrong like a glove I feel.
     
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  5. Commachio

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    He got of lightly..<laugh>
     
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    You may be right but at the time of typing that I couldn't remember the name of Wackford Squeers, the cruel headmaster of Dotheboys Hall in Nicholas Nickleby .

    I have now and it's far more appropriate.

    (And please Gordon, Sir, forgive me any grammatical errors in this posting, cos I do know that I should not have started this sentence with AND.
    It's going to be six strokes at least for that!!!!)
     
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  7. Commachio

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    <laugh> @Gordon Armstrong and his puffy blue font will not like that. Not one bit. It'll be 'drop them trousers and standby for a good olde thrashing.
     
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  8. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    Be quiet at the back . . . . you twat <monster>
     
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  9. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    There were only 5 grammatical errors in that post (apart from the unforgivable 'And' mistake) :grin: but you're nearly perfectly accurate with your initial analysis :cheesy:
     
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  10. Commachio

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    Commas and fullstops, please. Or do the smilies over rule them?
     
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    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    You know that smilies rule, P <nahnah>
     
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  12. Commachio

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    After a year of reading Wandys posts, smilies represent just about everything.
     
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  13. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    That's completely different, mind . . . . he just sticks them in (seemingly without any thought about any being appropriate) :emoticon-0100-smile
     
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    I think he just nuts his keyboard and hopes for the best.
     
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    Egyptologists would struggle for years trying to de-cipher Wandy's hieroglyphics.
     
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  16. Commachio

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    Mine is appaling after a beer, i dont even attempt smilies. I just randomly press buttons and hope for the best.
     
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