US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is due to arrive in Belfast as part of a four-day trip to Europe. It is understood she will meet Northern Ireland's first minister and deputy first minister, and attend an Ireland Fund dinner at Titanic Belfast. But the big question is Wid Ye? Naturally Ah wid please log in to view this image
Don't worry Hilary, me putting my cock in your ass and then into your mouth while fingering your daughter DOES NOT constitute as sexual relations!!
If she hasn't already done it (I'm betting she has), she'll be choking for a right nasty revenge impaling. I reckon after two installments of the boaby, I could talk her intae a threesome with Chelsea