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Suzy gave birth to Triplets.
Named them Matt, Pat & Tat.
She fed Mat from her Right breast & Pat from her Left breast.
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Moral: Sometimes there's no TIT FOR TAT...
 
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I went to the Bakers and pointed to a cake in the display cabinet and asked how much it was, the lady said £1. I pointed to another cake and asked how much it was and she said £1. I pointed to a third cake and asked how much it was and she said £5. I asked her why the others were a pound but this one was a fiver and she said it was Madeira cake.
 
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