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Off Topic HIAG’s Bitch

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Sep 13, 2019.

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  1. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    (aka Pixie)

    I’ve never had a bitch, before.

    What should I do with her?

    Presumably, it is proper for me to refer to him as “her?”

    You lads with gangsta and/prison experience might be able to help me out, here.
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Sep 13, 2019
  2. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    Zanjinho, Sep 13, 2019
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  3. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    with with<laugh>
     
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  4. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Really?

    Kin ell

    Meths got another sock @brb
     
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    Sucky, Sep 13, 2019
  5. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  6. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    Get him to build you a wall or something.
    Honestly mate, no one gives a ****
     
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    Quesadaad, Sep 13, 2019
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  7. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome
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    The only person on this forum that would get someones title renamed to "HIAGS bitch" and then, not content with that, would make a thread advertising he had achieved this, just in case someone on here was unaware.
     
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    Bodinki, Sep 13, 2019
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  8. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Unaware of what?
     
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    Sucky, Sep 13, 2019
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  9. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    It's friday the 13th
     
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    Commachio, Sep 13, 2019
  10. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Call him a stupid cow from time to time

    Make him start threads for you when you can't be bothered. Get him banned if he doesn't obey your orders.

    Humiliate him. Make him post degrading pictures of himself. Get him banned if he doesn't obey your orders.
     
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    Saf, Sep 13, 2019
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  11. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Yeah my birthday
     
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  12. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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  13. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    **** you bro **** you
     
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    Sucky, Sep 13, 2019
  14. PINKIE

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    The ****ing state of this <laugh>

    I never realised I'd damaged HIAG quite as badly as this thread demonstrates
     
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    PINKIE, Sep 13, 2019
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  15. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Glad to see I've been reinserted as the supreme high chancellor of roller discos again @brb

    Tgey just went the same without my spins
     
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  16. Quesadaad

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    Happy Birthday @PISKIE
     
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    Quesadaad, Sep 13, 2019
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  17. PINKIE

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    Cheers mate. :)

    It's my brother's birthday today too, any chance you can wish him happy birthday ?
     
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    PINKIE, Sep 13, 2019
  18. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest


    Let’s see...

    The phone went “beep!” in your pocket. You removed it and navigated to this site and to this page, and you read this post. So unmoved and non-rattled were you by what you read that you felt compelled to take valuable time out of your day to type a post telling everyone that. Having done that, you calmly placed the phone back in your pocket.

    But...

    It’s just gone “beep!” again ffs! You’ve removed it from your pocket and you are reading this post. It doesn’t rattle you. No, siree! And to prove it, you are not going to respond. Just put the phone back in your pocket. Calmly and without any feelings, whatsoever.
     
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  19. PINKIE

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    Kipper rattled to **** and we're still on page 1 <laugh>
     
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    PINKIE, Sep 13, 2019
  20. Quesadaad

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    Happy birthday mate
     
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    Quesadaad, Sep 13, 2019
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