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HIAG’s “Crisis? What crisis?” thread

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Mar 22, 2020.

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  1. I’m organising a bbq.

    It’s going to be rammed.

    Mainly with old people.

    I’m looking for some youngsters to bring down the average age.

    Please, bring a bottle.
     
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    That's fine, just get all your guests to sign DNRs on the way in. Otherwise you're a ****. <cheers>
     
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    I take it the band work has dried up a bit.
     
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    Say what you really mean why dont you
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Could you consider changing the menu mate? Remember @PISKIE is Vegan and you'll probably want to pull after a few drinks.

    Plus, it's illegal and you could go to prison for a very long time. <ok>

    #DahmersBarbie
     
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    just go back to your flounce cave as you are now tiresome rather than funny.

    you have lost your originality mate so just give it a rest
     
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  10. It’s great to see so many friendly faces, and all unanimously enjoying the fun.

    We’re not going to let that silly little virus worry us. Anyone seen Stan?
     
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  11. Just a tad.

    Bastard pubs and clubs have closed.
     
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    You could try the underground stations, they're still open <whistle>
     
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    Do what all of the other attention starved people are doing, make a cringy cover of John Lennon's Imagine and put it on instagram

    I swear, the celebs have been without attention for like 2 months and already they are melting down, even Hollywood types <laugh>
    The best though is them trying to portray themselves as in the same boat as the rest of us with selfies and videos of them suffering in their 10 million dollar homes with an army of lackies, some of their LA mansions are within shouting distance of homeless and feces covered streets
     
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    Sam Smith’s meltdown was epic - what a ****
     
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    They are seeing we can forget about them in 5 seconds, seeing how unimportant they are, so they jump around gong "look at me me me me me me" <doh>

    A few years of self righteous virtue signalling bitching about Trump on Twitter and they think they are an oracle the public should heed
     
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    Is he the bloke with the brewery?

    Times are hard, eh?
     
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    You’re thinking of John Smith. Sam Smith is the Aussie cricketer. Great batsman. Cries a lot.

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    Nandos <rose>
     
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    Prepare yourself......

    Maccie D’s is closing down tomorrow night lad.
     
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