Hi!

Sorry, I meant 'HA!'

HA HA

HA HA

HAHA HAHAHAHA



I love you currants. You make me laugh my tits off on such a regular basis.

 

I'm intrigued by your reattachable tits. Can you talk me through the mechanism and what steps you've taken to keep them in place?

 

Some people won't like this

 

Hi Gustavo,

This is a actually what is called 'a figure of speech'. There are no actual tits being laughed off. Some people use figures of speech to illuminate a point or make their writing a bit more colourful.

You can learn a little more about them here:


http://grammar.about.com/od/fh/g/Figure-Of-Speech.htm

I know it can be a little tricky for some people grasp, so if you find you are having problems, you can access some information on adult literacy services in Scotland here:

http://www.aloscotland.com/alo/CCC_FirstPage.jsp

I'm sorry to have confused you. Please don't be shy about getting some help with your literacy issues if you feel you need it.

Cheers, mate

MT

 

Thank you for your prompt and full reply. Would you be willing to help if I need further assistance with some of the complex and challenging points you've raised?

 

Of course, Gustavo. I am at your disposal.

 

I'll be in touch.

 

I'm continually enthused by the enthusiasm people like you continually enthuse about our team.