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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Commachio, Feb 11, 2016.

  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Hi Duds and Duddets.

    Been following ya supa dupa forum for a while.

    Its supa dupa.

    So a few tricky dicky questoons for ya.

    Who is the coolest hunk or chickette on this board?

    Who is most likelee to spike a guy/doll drink?

    Who is the roughest or ardhest,?

    Who will run away first if a Scunthorpe fan gives it large?

    Who can drink the most toon ale?

    Anyone shop at topman,or top chick (if you have tits or a fetish)

    Who has done the jiggy jiggy (lard or lassies) the most?

    Who has the biggest Tickety tock, or growling ganny, on here?

    Thanks in advance.
     
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  2. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Newcastlee folks seem cool to my questiories.

    Thanks duds and dudettes.
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Who is the coolest hunk or chickette on this board? JPF- he cross dresses
    Who is most likelee to spike a guy/doll drink?- CC- he loves spiking people with porridge and muesli
    Who is the roughest or ardhest,? CC- just ask the sky dishes on his estate
    Who will run away first if a Scunthorpe fan gives it large?- Trev..... but if by large you mean cock... then JPF... he likes tinkie winkies.
    Who can drink the most toon ale?- Less Hope- he has an IV drip rigged up especially for him in JPF's dreadfort.
    Anyone shop at topman,or top chick (if you have tits or a fetish)- Obi shops at both, has tits and a fetish
    Who has done the jiggy jiggy (lard or lassies) the most?- Tash with Rosie palm and her 5 daughters
    Who has the biggest Tickety tock, or growling ganny, on here?- Warm Pouch
     
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  4. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Thanks you Sir Albety Jerkoff in potatooes.

    I shall add this to my non Uni research. Where upon iexpect a gradr F. For **** off yoy plum.


    Thank you all ya git kind pugfs and lesbos. For helping me my 4 year reasearch.


    Grattious **** offa monunus
     
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  5. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Have a good evening yourself old bean.
     
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  6. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    You Sir. Is a gent, a sholar and a fine and dandy chap.

    Shame about all these pheseant pluxkers. Doth cap.

    Dandy.


    Tally ho.
     
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    Ha ha - ACS just got called a Sholar - biggest insult ever!
     
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    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Well below the belt that
     
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