Heskey?

[chinacanary]

According to Associated Press we have expressed an interest in the free agent.
Thoughts?

 

[Carra_Rud]

Crikey, if this happens, we'll never hear the end of it from Ipswich fans!

 

[yarco canary]

And I thought the silly season was over

 

[robbieBB]

Is that Heskey's agent who is free? "On the loose" would be a better description IMO.

 

[Beefforhire-NCFC]

Lol not a chance

 

[chinacanary]

Agree

 

[Superman wears Grant Holt pyjamas in bed]

apparently we made a 'tentative' enquiry along with numerous other clubs. we will do this with loads of players. nothing to see here

 

[irdan]

I'd hate it if we brought him in. Actually hate it.

Hopefully BR brings him into Liverpool on the short term...now that would make me laugh.

 

[Beefforhire-NCFC]

It's agent rhetoric, no one wants him. He should retire and save himself embarrassment or go abroad for a payoff.

 

[Norfolkbhoy]

Anyone witnessing his "performance" at FCR last season wouldn't touch him with a bargepole attached to another longer bargepole. It would be a very sorry day if we were to sign someone considered not good enough to play for Villa.

 

[ilovedelia]

He should have met Hughton in Morrisons car park, but, he missed the turning!!!

 

[Superman wears Grant Holt pyjamas in bed]

i would go as far to say he isn't even good enough for the championship, let alone the premier league, based on last season.

 

[canary_max]

he's old enough for a certain west london club though

 

[irdan]

Go to the MLS and retire gracefully.

 

[canary-dave]

Go to the MLS and retire gracefully.

His size???? Gracefully?????

 

[oldcanariesfan]

No sighting in Asda = no chance.

 

[Superman wears Grant Holt pyjamas in bed]

just saw heskey being ridden by a young child on yarmouth sea front...



NO NO NO!!! cos he's a donkey! any dirty joke is in the mind of the beholder

 

[redruthyella]

just saw heskey being ridden by a young child on yarmouth sea front...



NO NO NO!!! cos he's a donkey! any dirty joke is in the mind of the beholder

Now that would be a fertile imagination. Terry Gillam meets Frankie Boyle!

 

[Superman wears Grant Holt pyjamas in bed]

Now that would be a fertile imagination. Terry Gillam meets Frankie Boyle!

to be fair, a giant cartoon foot came down and squashed him, so i don't think we'll be signing him anyway...

 

[1950canary]

on deadline day he was supposed to be in talks with Shrewsbury - just about sums it up!!!