It's rumoured that he could be signing for us in the next day or so!!! PLLLLLLLEASE don't ket it be true!! http://www.fansfc.com/story/42138.html
If we signed him (we won't, so don't worry) he wouldn't be playing any Premier League games as we've already named our 25 man squad.
After ripping the piss out of the Binners when it was alledged he was signing for them, I'd have to hide for 6 months ! Seriously though, there's no way we'd sign him IMO it's his agent making up stories
Well... we have all our registered players. We'd have to get rid of one just to get him in and whats the point? Really makes no sense. Wouldn't worry about it I've heard about it nowhere else.
this is a total no go. the premier league would have to sanction our change of squad and they will only do that in extreme circumstances. total fabrication. thanks to some supreme being.
They're also "reporting" that Blackburn Rovers are wanting Steve Morison on loan ........... You can make up any stories you want on these rubbish web sites apparently. What I find hard to understand is why any of us (a) waste time finding them, and (b) actually help them by posting a link and encouraging us to swell their hit count.
To be honest if it was true I'd have to admit defeat and bend over and take it from the Binners Sent from my GT-I9100 using Tapatalk 2
Why would we take Heskey when we already have Chris Martin? At least Martin is 10 years younger than Heskey.
Given the total inability of fans to resist rushing to any web site which has any mention of any kind at all of their club, is anybody interested in taking monetary advantage? All that's needed is a hosted domain, a tag line such as "Putting football fans in the know", and volunteers prepared to use their imagination to create "news" about this or that club (don't let truth get in the way here). It would be useful if there was someone amongst us with a good knowledge of SEO and the mechanics of web advertising (in particular for online gambling), so that we ensure our revenue grows exponentially with the number of hits. I suggested this some time ago, but nobody seemed interested. We should quickly find ourselves with enough income to keep all of us in malt for the foreseeable future, so obviating the need to hitch down to Weston with our cardboard boxes to camp on Dave's doorstep.
Heskey would be good in an extra sweeper role - behind the back four and Ruddy, lying on his side in the goalmouth. I defy even Van Persie to score against us when we've 'parked the (Heskey) bus'
I like the idea, and I wouldn't mind contributing, but it wouldn't surprise me if a website dedicated to comically wrong football stories already exists. Actually, found it
I did think of suggesting a sticky thread where we could list all the sites that fall under your description, and thus hopefully save ourselves a lot of wasted time and unnecessary angst. But then I realised it would be easier just to list the handful of sites that are worth taking seriously, with the injunction "If your "news" doesn't come from one or other of these, PLEASE don't bother to post it".
